Album: An Evening With Silk Sonic
Food: A full english. Veggie sausages, sriracha baked beans, roasted cherry tomatoes, cubed potatoes and scrambled egg.
Disaster has struck. I have realised the European is potentially not a very nice person. The good thing about being foreign is that you can be right wing without being a Tory however I think it is time for me to accept they are one and the same. It all happened three days ago when I stayed at his house and we didn't have sex. The symbol crashing money that lives between my third and fourth brain cells and who normally leads the rest of my body in a chant of He's So Handsome! was quietened by a new creature of pissed off sexual frustration and I was forced to actually listen to what he had to say. It's truly a fucking shame when men decide to open their mouths. Not wasting any time, I downloaded Hinge on the way home. It is extraordinary the instant impression you make of someone from 6 photographs and 3 lines of texts. Takes too many drugs, would want me to go running with him, needs therapy, shoots pheasants for sport... My housemates offer some support: Two much choice is always going to give you the ick, says Georgie who is two years into a relationship with the first girl she ever matched with. You've got to get better at texting, critiques Jade, who's boyfriend from Hinge is one of the worst people I've ever met, rampant cheating aside he leaves the loo seat up and always smells very strongly of weed, both things that should be taken as seriously as seriously as they affect me. Jenna's words are perhaps the wisest. 'Guys, I think we should consider if, on any given day, this household would pass the bechdale test.'
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